Furnitures jokes/puns?

2021.09.19 09:58 MisterQuacker Furnitures jokes/puns?

Give me your best furniture and mattress puns. I need a good laugh about my day job and because I'm a salesmen for a furniture company and that I feel my energy is duller than a broken pencil; I'll keep some of the good in my back pocket to make some good folks giggle XD
Sorry if this is a place to only tell jokes and not ask lol :) Thanks for you entertainment =D
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2021.09.19 09:58 Fine-Remote3688 Always had pretty unattractive handwriting. Anything you can tell from it?


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2021.09.19 09:58 firnien-arya Another update!! My 2 prizes arrived!!! Cute asf!!!

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2021.09.19 09:58 cokeleaf What are the tier one weapons in the game?

What is the consensus of all the tier one, best of the best guns in the game?
Top tier: - clearly better than the rest - build defining - end game weapons
I would say that the below are the best weapons in the game and are the weapons that builds aim to get
Instigating/Two Shot Guase Rifle Exploding/Wounding minigun Exploding/Wounding Combat Shotgun Two Shot Western Revolver
What others would you add?
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2021.09.19 09:58 ShowNeverStops LITERALLY 1984

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2021.09.19 09:58 FatesHingeArt Stuck Up, Much? A warmup I did of a judgy Kad. 😍

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2021.09.19 09:58 NothingsCall drew a Eldritch god

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2021.09.19 09:58 thedubiousstylus Could anything like the Lake Nyos disaster ever happen in the US?

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2021.09.19 09:58 Cannonade I have been working on this 3D model of my mum's 51 Morris Minor Low Light. I thought you guys might appreciated it. Still a work in progress.

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2021.09.19 09:58 cosnime_gamer lets play labyrinth of refrain part 12 love potion cure

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2021.09.19 09:58 heckingtrash While not a full proper diagnosis, I've been given an idea of what I may have with my psychiatrist and I'm having issues accepting/coping

While I know I shouldn't be jumping the gun as it's not an official diagnosis yet, I'm still going in to be properly tested, but it makes sense. It makes so, so much sense but instead of relief I feel upset, let down, angry and different? I don't know how to describe it, and I just need some support because it's clear everyone doesn't believe me when I try and vent my frustration and I can't hold it in until psychologist appt which is at the end of next month.
But, I had been given the "heads up" by my psychiatrist that he suspects that I have adhd and Aspergers. Looking into it, it makes sense, a lot of issues I have fall in place with the description for quite a lot of 'symptoms' for both these things. It's affecting my work life and social life, lockdown last year had pushed me past a point that I cant even describe. But I for some reason I keep thinking I'm a freak of nature, I'm not normal and will never be treated as such and a whole range of emotions but I can't help but think back on my life, I have anxiety and depression but I KNOW what it feels like, I know what those feelings are, when I'm about to get them and how to de-escalate them -I just want to add this in.
My whole life I really struggled with school, socially, academically etc. I was bullied relentlessly and the likes, I struggled heavily. I was told my everyone that I was just a dumb kid who wrote too slow. But I do remember someone coming in to test me on additional stuff which I now think was to check if I had any "issues". But I remember her making me copy patterns (which I loved art so I had no issues with copying what she did), then she asked me about learning. I didn't know better, I wasn't "smart" and was convinced that it was my writing that was the issue so nothing ever came from that issue and I continued to really struggle with school for the next 10 years, and because I was quiet, I'm convinced none of the teachers cared. But I do remember expressing concern in highschool about autism/adhd because I felt something more than anxiety and depression. Psychologist I was seeing at the time immediately shut me down and told me it was anxiety, in the same session she told me not to focus too much on a coping method that I was really taking a liking on.
I was told by almost everyone around me that they don't believe it. Because I wasn't hyperactive, I pay "attention" (I really dont).
I don't know, I feel let down because this should have been looked into earlier. I should t have received that harsh treatment over feelings I couldn't control. I shouldn't be told I definitely don't have something because it doesn't suit their agenda but I'm struggling. I feel let down. This could have been caught earlier and I would have received free treatment and may have been able to cope better, no, I now have to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars of treatment that's going at a snails pace. Something where doctors are telling me different things, where I'm being judged more harshly because I look like a "well adjusted adult". I'm not. I'm struggling. I'm tearing myself apart from the inside, I'm faking my way through being normal. I'm struggling so badly but I'll never tell anyone about it because they just refuse to understand or just listen. I just needed to vent that out. I'll be discussing it with my drs but I just needed to say something now.
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2021.09.19 09:58 AlThorStormblessed Prickly

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2021.09.19 09:58 idli_dosa Paint doodles because I didn't know how to paint what I wanted to paint

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2021.09.19 09:58 QuoraUserSG Did anybody watch (or know someone who watched) Miki Matsubara perform before her debut song?

Hi, I would like to ask about Miki Matsubara, the Japanese singer who became famous online last year for her 1979 debut song “真夜中のドア (Mayonaka No Doa)~Stay With Me”
I read online that in 1977, she moved to Tokyo alone and performed at a US military base and in live houses so that she can pursue her dream as a singer. May I know if anyone had seen her perform back in those days before her debut song? Perhaps maybe you can tell me about what songs she sang, how was she like, etc.
I know there's a subreddit called Tokyo but I haven't got any response yet after a few days, so I'm just trying my luck in this subreddit.
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2021.09.19 09:58 st1cks_UPSB Some panels from Shin Ango Onshi or "Blade of the Phantom Master"

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2021.09.19 09:58 CxlledGhost Question about DNS Records

Hello,
I have a web space on Provider A that I would like to use as a backup for my website with provider B. Is it somehow possible, if the web server of provider A goes down, to automatically redirect the users to the web space of provider B? I use Cloudflare.
I already asked in the support and they told me it is possible, but they didnt knew the right DNS-Record.
Thanks in advance!
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2021.09.19 09:58 Scientist-Local Posted DD on WSB - Spreading Awareness Part 2:

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2021.09.19 09:58 Playingpokerwithgod Except the Dark Brotherhood, they don't have to wait.

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2021.09.19 09:58 givememychillback What do you do with the loneliness?

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2021.09.19 09:58 Actual-Effective-170 Does anyone know where I can learn to use blender for free?

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2021.09.19 09:58 lollkoo2 Looking for snail mail (or e-mail) pen pal/s

Hi, I am Tery, a 27 y. o. student from continental Europe. I tend to write about one and a half page a month and do not decorate much, although I do try my best to make the letter look pretty. Content and substance over form! E-mails are also an option. Oh, and after previous experiences, you must be willing to write first. If things are not working out, it's alright as long as you say something and do not leave me hanging, but I am not interested in pen-pal collectors who simply do not reply once they have received a letter.
My interests include, but are not limited to:
-animals (wildlife, pets, care/husbandry... I would like to have a mini-ZOO one day), -art (writing, drawing, painting, although only occasionally, when the mood and inspiration strikes), -games (PC - RPGs, action, stealth, survival - I also like watching other people play esp. multiplayer games on YouTube - and DnD and tabletop games), -books (fantasy, historical, poetry, non-fiction), -history (dinosaurs, prehistoric fauna, European medieval, WW2).
I would especially appreciate pen pals who are eager to discuss the culture of their land/people "on the side". I myself like including 'interesting facts' about my country and town on a card included with the letter if the other side shares that interest. Other than that, I like including eg. currently reading/watching/listening to/doing/thinking about... or 'these are a few of my favorite things' with the introductory letter. I am fond of playing games in our letters, too. None of the above is a requirement, however.
Thank you for reading! If you are interested in being pen pals and think we will have enough to talk about for the conversation to keep going, let me know :D Looking forward to hearing from you!
P.s.: Last but not least, I am fully vaccinated and take care not to sneeze or cough on my letters :D
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2021.09.19 09:58 The_Agent_Shark A really good rushing deck(made by me) that helped me to get Challenger 1!

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2021.09.19 09:58 L0rdLogan “Here at the South Pole we only get about 5 hours of good internet per day” help them out Elon, get those poles covered!

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